If you are in the computer industry, and the Dilbert cartoons on your desk calendar show a recap of what you experienced personally yesterday, check out thinkgeek.com to make yourself feel better. They have a fun range of t-shirts. Here were some that made me :-):
- No, I will not fix your computer
- There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't
- Obey gravity. It's the law!
- SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0 (or) SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue=TRUENo rows returned
- There's no place like 127.0.0.1
- Practice Safe Hex & Avoid Computer Viruses Today
- How many people can read hex is only you and dead people can read hex? 57006
- WYSIWYG Babydoll
- Insufficient Memory
- resistance is futile if <>
- Generic Humanoid Carbon Unit
- You are dumb v 1.0
- Will work for bandwidth
- Skillset Exportable. Insufficient ROI. Office of Employee Termination and Overseas Outsourcing
- PEBKAC = Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair
- ID-ten-T error
- There's no place like ::1
- I don't work here
- $>man woman$>Segmentation fault (core dumped)
- Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script
- Scan my network and die
- I read your email
- Bow before me, for I am root
- /(bb[^b]{2})/
- kung foo
- esreverreenigne
- Chicks dig Unix
- Perl gerl
- I wrote code so you don't have to - O'Reilly
- 200 OK403 Forbidden
- Got root?
- I TCP/IP, but mostly IP
- Procrastination - Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness pays off right now
- I brake for LAN parties
- Achievement - You Can Do Anything You Set Your Mind To When You Have Vision, Determination, And An Endless Supply Of Cheap Labor.
- Potential - Not Everyone Gets To Be An Astronaut When They Grow Up.
- Teamwork - A Few Harmless Flakes Working Together Can Unleash An Avalanche Of Destruction.
- Ambition - The Journey Of A Thousand Miles Sometimes Ends Very, Very Badly.
- Meetings - None Of Us Is As Dumb As All Of Us.
- Motivation - If A Pretty Poster And A Cute Saying Are All It Takes To Motivate You, You Probably Have A Very Easy Job. The Kind Robots Will Be Doing Soon.
- Idiocy - Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups.
- Apathy - If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us.
- Consulting - If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Made In Prolonging The Problem.
- Indifference - It Takes 43 muscles to Frown and 17 to Smile, But It Doesn't Take Any To Just Sit There With A Dumb Look On Your Face.
- Mediocrity - It Takes a Lot Less Time and Most People Won't Notice the Difference Until It's Too Late.
- Cluelessness - There Are No Stupid Questions, But There Are A Lot Of Inquisitive Idiots.
- Despair - It's Always Darkest just Before it goes Pitch Black.
- Mistakes - It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life Is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others.
- Incompetence - When You Earnestly Believe You Can Compensate For A Lack Of Skill By Doubling Your Efforts, There's No End To What You Can't Do.
- Elitism - It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom.
- Use the Best: Linux for servers; MacIntosh for graphics; Palm for mobility; Windows for Solitaire
- A bad day using Linux is better than a good day using Windows
- Have you applied your Windows security patches today?
- The box said "Requires Windows 98 or greater", so I installed Linux
- Department of Clue Enforcement
- C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
- You know you're an engineer if you have no life & can prove it mathematically.
- When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you
- We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?
- Time flies when you are sick and psychotic
- The universe is a figment of its own imagination.
- The ozone layer or cheese in a spray can. Dont make me choose.
- The beatings will continue until morale improves.
- Quiet - Alpha Geek at work.
- Press any key... no, no, no, not that one!
- Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the darn thing blew up)
- NEVER, NEVER question the GEEKS judgement
- Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
- I PROCESS, therefore I AM
- If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet its hard to pronounce.
- I can't be fired, slaves are sold.
- ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F-1 to continue.
- Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
- Department of Redundancy Department.
- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
- Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullcrap before.
- Dain bramaged.
- Chaos! Panic! Disaster! (My work here is done)
- Blessed are the Geeks, for they shall internet the earth.
- Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.
- 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
- I see dumb people
- Roses are #FF0000/Violets are #0000FF/All my Base/Are Belong to You
- Keep out of Direct Sunlight
- 2+2=5 (for extremely large values of 2)
- I see fragged people
- Code Poet
- #!/usr/bin/girl
- All your base are belong to us
- I see dead pixels
- I hack my Mac
