Think Geek

If you are in the computer industry, and the Dilbert cartoons on your desk calendar show a recap of what you experienced personally yesterday, check out thinkgeek.com to make yourself feel better. They have a fun range of t-shirts. Here were some that made me :-):

• No, I will not fix your computer
• There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't
• Obey gravity. It's the law!
• SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0 (or) SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue=TRUENo rows returned
• There's no place like 127.0.0.1
• Practice Safe Hex & Avoid Computer Viruses Today
• How many people can read hex is only you and dead people can read hex? 57006
• WYSIWYG Babydoll
• Insufficient Memory
• resistance is futile if <>
• Generic Humanoid Carbon Unit
• You are dumb v 1.0
• Will work for bandwidth
• Skillset Exportable. Insufficient ROI. Office of Employee Termination and Overseas Outsourcing
• PEBKAC = Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair
• ID-ten-T error
• There's no place like ::1
• I don't work here
• $>man woman$>Segmentation fault (core dumped)
• Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script
• Scan my network and die
• I read your email
• Bow before me, for I am root
• /(bb[^b]{2})/
• kung foo
• esreverreenigne
• Chicks dig Unix
• Perl gerl
• I wrote code so you don't have to - O'Reilly
• 200 OK403 Forbidden
• Got root?
• I TCP/IP, but mostly IP
• Procrastination - Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness pays off right now
• I brake for LAN parties
• Achievement - You Can Do Anything You Set Your Mind To When You Have Vision, Determination, And An Endless Supply Of Cheap Labor.
• Potential - Not Everyone Gets To Be An Astronaut When They Grow Up.
• Teamwork - A Few Harmless Flakes Working Together Can Unleash An Avalanche Of Destruction.
• Ambition - The Journey Of A Thousand Miles Sometimes Ends Very, Very Badly.
• Meetings - None Of Us Is As Dumb As All Of Us.
• Motivation - If A Pretty Poster And A Cute Saying Are All It Takes To Motivate You, You Probably Have A Very Easy Job. The Kind Robots Will Be Doing Soon.
• Idiocy - Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups.
• Apathy - If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us.
• Consulting - If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Made In Prolonging The Problem.
• Indifference - It Takes 43 muscles to Frown and 17 to Smile, But It Doesn't Take Any To Just Sit There With A Dumb Look On Your Face.
• Mediocrity - It Takes a Lot Less Time and Most People Won't Notice the Difference Until It's Too Late.
• Cluelessness - There Are No Stupid Questions, But There Are A Lot Of Inquisitive Idiots.
• Despair - It's Always Darkest just Before it goes Pitch Black.
• Mistakes - It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life Is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others.
• Incompetence - When You Earnestly Believe You Can Compensate For A Lack Of Skill By Doubling Your Efforts, There's No End To What You Can't Do.
• Elitism - It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom.
• Use the Best: Linux for servers; MacIntosh for graphics; Palm for mobility; Windows for Solitaire
• A bad day using Linux is better than a good day using Windows
• Have you applied your Windows security patches today?
• The box said "Requires Windows 98 or greater", so I installed Linux
• Department of Clue Enforcement
• C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
• You know you're an engineer if you have no life & can prove it mathematically.
• When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you
• We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?
• Time flies when you are sick and psychotic
• The universe is a figment of its own imagination.
• The ozone layer or cheese in a spray can. Dont make me choose.
• The beatings will continue until morale improves.
• Quiet - Alpha Geek at work.
• Press any key... no, no, no, not that one!
• Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the darn thing blew up)
• NEVER, NEVER question the GEEKS judgement
• Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
• I PROCESS, therefore I AM
• If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
• I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet its hard to pronounce.
• I can't be fired, slaves are sold.
• ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F-1 to continue.
• Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
• Department of Redundancy Department.
• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
• Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullcrap before.
• Dain bramaged.
• Chaos! Panic! Disaster! (My work here is done)
• Blessed are the Geeks, for they shall internet the earth.
• Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.
• 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
• I see dumb people
• Roses are #FF0000/Violets are #0000FF/All my Base/Are Belong to You
• Keep out of Direct Sunlight
• 2+2=5 (for extremely large values of 2)
• I see fragged people
• Code Poet
• #!/usr/bin/girl
• All your base are belong to us
• I see dead pixels
• I hack my Mac