5.29.2004

Moments You Feel Like a Moron

· When you make a phone call and forget who you dialed
· When you tip back your glass to enjoy a nice iced drink and the ice slams into your face
· When you restart your car not realizing the engine is already running
· When you spray perfume in your face
· When you bite your own tongue
· When you turn on the garbage disposal not realizing there’s a spoon down there
· When a door is clearly marked PUSH and you pull

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