5.28.2004

Musings

Things to make you go hmmm...
  • Do 99-cent stores ever have sales?
  • People get confused between “high ceilings” and “vaulted ceilings”. There’s a big difference.
  • What are you keeping in your refrigerator that you need baking soda to absorb the odor in there?
  • Why would you ever want to eat something called a “jawbreaker”?
  • How do lazy people work up the motivation to procrastinate?
  • In England they say lorrie for truck and lift for elevator. But we all use the same word for chair.
  • When going to a restaurant, “party of one” is rarely a cause for celebration
  • Biding one’s time could take forever
  • If you can “power-walk”, can you “power-sit”?
  • When a spider goes on vacation, does it hire a web sitter to collect flies so it looks like someone’s home?
  • Are all ladybugs female? If not, are the males jealous?

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