Church Signs

I've seen forwards go around many times with these, and I thought I would point out some of the best ones that I've seen.

• Is prayer your steering wheel or your emergency brake?
• Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
• How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking?
• Come work for the Lord. Retirement benefits are out of this world.
• Don't wait for a hearse to take you to church.
• If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
• If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
• This is a ch--ch. What's missing? U R!
• Forbidden fruit creates many jams
• Heat getting to you? Our church is prayer-conditioned.
• In the dark? Follow the Son.
• Don't bother counting sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
• Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
• A family altar can alter a family.
• Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!
• A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing
• Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler
• God doesn't want shares of your life; He wants controlling interest!
• If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
• Read the Bible. It will scare the Hell out of you
• Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!
• God answers "knee mail"
• Trade God your pieces for His peace
• It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees